Berlin jokes

Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.

Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.

Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?

Concentration camp.

A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."