Berlin jokes

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.

Germany is the best!

Germany is...

To be the perfect German, you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbels, and as blonde as Hitler.

I am on the German website.

Question: How bad is German WiFi?

Answer: It's the wurst.

Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.