Berlin jokes
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
Memes
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.