Sparkling Water jokes

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.