Geography jokes
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
A pair of Newfies decide to visit Toronto. They drive through Nova Scotia, through New Brunswick, through Montréal, Kingston, Oshawa... then they see a sign that says "Toronto Left", so they turn back around and go home.
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?