"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas!"
Geography Jokes
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
