Geography jokes
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?
Must be lots of drunks there.
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».