Geography jokes
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
Memes
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?
Must be lots of drunks there.
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!