Geography jokes
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
Which country makes me crack the fuck up?
LAUGHghanistan.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
Where do pencils go on holiday? Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
America.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!