Geography jokes
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
A pair of Newfies decide to visit Toronto. They drive through Nova Scotia, through New Brunswick, through Montréal, Kingston, Oshawa... then they see a sign that says "Toronto Left", so they turn back around and go home.
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.