Geography jokes
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Memes
"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas!"
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your eyebrows.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.