What state starts with an "a a lama"?
Geography Jokes
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
