Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Spell "I hod."
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
Where is Colorado?
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
hehehehehehehehehehe
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
Which country makes me crack the fuck up?
LAUGHghanistan.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
