Geography jokes
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
I have a thousand-piece puzzle of the Japanese map. It took me ages to finish it.
But after the earthquake, I just threw all the pieces on the ground, and it's done.
Spppppp.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
It's a RUF life in Africa.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
Why do mountains get so big? They have no natural predators.
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?