Geography jokes
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Ohio
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your eyebrows.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.