Geography

Geography jokes

Momma

Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.

People

Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.

Hairline

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.

Texas

Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.

Mum

Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.

Yogurt

"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹

Way

The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.

Flag

Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?

Charles: I dunno.

Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.

Conflict

I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.