Geography jokes
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your eyebrows.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.