Geography jokes
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your eyebrows.
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Memes
Well the north east is doing something right
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
RTG iceberg?
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.