Geography jokes
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
When your plane heads for New York...
Your hairline's so bent, it goes west, east, north, and south!
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.