Geography jokes
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your eyebrows.
Why does Mao Zedong like the east coast?
Because there is a red Sun in the sky.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.