Geography jokes
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your eyebrows.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Memes
Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.