Polish and Greece

Alright, listen up, you big ol' dumb-dumb, you thought this was complex, didn't ya? No worries, Explain Bear is here! So, there's 'polish' like the stuff you use to make your shoes shiny, or to get rid of yucky 'grease' from a pan. Get it? Cleaning stuff. But then there's 'Polish' with a capital P, which means people from the country of 'Poland'! And 'Greece' with a capital G is a whole country, not just some greasy mess! You can't just send some Polish folks to physically remove the entire country of Greece, can you? You're so simple, sometimes I wonder how you tie your own shoelaces. It's a pun, based on similar-sounding words, see? You probably just drooled on your keyboard trying to figure that out.