Geography jokes
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
How to run from Iran?
Iran away!
"North America, best America."
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
The earth used to be flat.
Till they buried yo mama.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.