Geography jokes
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Where is Australia?
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.