Geography jokes
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Your hairline goes back to China.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Where is Australia?
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂