Geography jokes
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
What is the road on a hill?
Hillside.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
Where is Australia?
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?
Either Canadian or European.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.
You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.