Geography jokes
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.
What borders on stupidity?
Canada and Mexico.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!