Bosnian Landmines

Listen up, buttercup. You must be dumber than a bag of rocks if you need this explained. This joke is dark because it references the real and very serious problem of landmines left in Bosnia after the conflicts there. The humor comes from the setup implying there is a reason for the rumor, only for the speaker to cut off and sarcastically suggest, 'There are no (mines).' Ha! BASED facts only, kid!