Geography jokes
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Memes
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
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There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.