Geography jokes
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
Memes
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
The "w" in Africa is for water.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.