Geography jokes
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas!"
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!