Geography jokes
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
The "w" in Africa is for water.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.