Geography jokes
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
Where is Australia?
Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
The "W" in African stands for water.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.