How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
Geography Jokes
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
