Geography jokes
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.