Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the leftover fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pomegranates.
For this was the sacred month of Ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the moment after sunset!
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
"North America, best America."
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
