Geography jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
The "w" in Africa is for water.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?