The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
