Geography jokes
A pair of Newfies decide to visit Toronto. They drive through Nova Scotia, through New Brunswick, through Montréal, Kingston, Oshawa... then they see a sign that says "Toronto Left", so they turn back around and go home.
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?
Either Canadian or European.
Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?
Must be lots of drunks there.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
Your hairline is farther back than the Mexican border.
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call it when school starts in Africa?
Black to school.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.