So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my co-workers found gold. I said AU, bring that over here!
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.