Toronto Left

A pair of Newfies decide to visit Toronto. They drive through Nova Scotia, through New Brunswick, through Montréal, Kingston, Oshawa... then they see a sign that says "Toronto Left", so they turn back around and go home.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, smooth-brain. The sign was telling them to turn left to get to the city, but these guys thought the whole city of Toronto had literally left. You probably struggle with exit signs too, don't you?

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