Gender jokes
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
What is the useless skin around the vagina called?
The woman.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.
A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
modern feminism.
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.
Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.
I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
Women.