Gender jokes
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the butt!
Bully: Yes, that must be cute!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Do you want???
Bully: 😍😍😍... sexy ass!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
Why do men have penises? They gotta shut women up somehow.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
I see some objects over there... oh, never mind, that's a woman.
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"