Gender jokes

So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?

The blond because she had to ask for directions.

2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.

Me: I will rape you!

Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!

Why do women be like this?

A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."

😂😂😂😂

What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?

A woman!

Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?

Who cares?

Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

What did the man say to his wife? "Make me a damn sandwich, woman!"

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!

I'm going to piss on the floor.

Read if gay.

Aha!

What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?

They both have to stay in the kitchen.

I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.

It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.

How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?

Take a dump on her vagina!

A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.

When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.

I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.

There are now only three genders: Male, female, and stupid!

Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.

There are more than two genders.