Gender jokes
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
"We are trans. We are Gay. We are lesbian. We are Bi."
We Do Not Care.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
He: "Do you smoke after sex?" She: "I don't know. I've never looked."
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it? The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.