Gender

Gender jokes

9/11

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

Twin Towers

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

History

Why are there more female history teachers than male?

Because women like to bring up the past.

What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time.

How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?

Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...

She couldn't do either!

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"