New Gender Jokes

What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?

“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”

Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.

And 100% of men don’t care.

Actually, Iron Man is Fe Male.

What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person? About 3 years

if at first you don't succeed - blame it on the patriarchy

What do you call a crowd of horny white women? A field of cotton waiting to be picked to be picked

What did God say when he made the first woman? Where is your dick at?

Why does OSHA require women to wear panties? Because every manhole needs a cover

What does the word circumcise mean?

Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.

I used to date this girl only to find out she’s guy. I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill’s real name is Randy.

*God creates dog* God: "You are man's best friend"

Dog: "That's pretty sexist"

God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak"

Dog: "....."

God: "And chocolate kills you!"

Dog: "🐶"

A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."