Gender jokes
Jesus is gay, and God is transgender.
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Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
Want to hear a joke?
Women's Rights.
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?
The man says, "I have everything I need."
The woman says, "I love everything I have."
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?
"Probably the dishes."
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.