How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.
And 100% of men don’t care.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person? About 3 years
if at first you don't succeed - blame it on the patriarchy
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
What’s the difference between women and cars?
At least cars retain some of their value after getting wrecked.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
