Gender jokes
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?
"Probably the dishes."
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.
What is a disabled man called?
"Woman." Haha.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?
A margarita hits the spot every time.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.