Gender jokes
Actually, Iron Man is female.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
A young Greek couple got married, and at their wedding...
...the mother of the bride took the bride aside for a quick chat.
"My sweet," she said, "you're now a woman. I'm so proud. Some advice for you now that you're married: Greek men are very particular, and at some point when you're making love to your new husband, he might suggest that you 'turn around,' if you know what I mean. If that sort of thing makes you uncomfortable, do not feel pressured to say yes."
The bride thanked her mother for the advice, and the wedding continued. That night, as she and her husband consummated the marriage, she was mildly surprised to learn that he never asked her to 'turn around.'
They spent a beautiful week together on their honeymoon and made love many times. But still, to her mild surprise, her husband never asked her to 'turn around.'
Their one year anniversary arrived, and they made love to celebrate the milestone. But again, to her mild surprise, the husband never asked her to 'turn around.' This continued for years: their second anniversary, third, fourth...
Finally, on their fifth anniversary, her husband started getting romantic with her in bed and said, "Honey, we've been married for five years. I was thinking we maybe try something new. I thought this time you could 'turn around,' if you know what I mean."
She replied, emphatically, "No! No, I do not do that, I am not that kind of woman!"
Without getting defensive, her husband simply said, "That's all well and good, honey. But I thought you said you wanted children?"
What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them if you keep reloading.
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
Fur Traders.
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.