Gender jokes

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.

You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.

The female ones are called "bitch."

Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...

Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.

But then why do boys want to? Oh...

I have a girlfriend with a big dick.

Two guys were walking down the street, and one of the guys told his friend he could talk any blond in the world into giving him a blowjob, any blond!

So the guy bet him 20 bucks and pointed to this cute blond sitting on the side of the road and said, "Alright, let's see it!"

The other guy walks up to the cutie and says, "Hi, my name's Dave, and my doctor just told me that if I didn't get a blowjob from a blond within three hours, the disease I have will kill me in, oh, let's see now, 22 minutes!"

She looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said, "You mean I could save you from dying right now?" Then she says, "Pull it out!"

Ten minutes later, the two men were laughing and patting old Dave on the back when his friend noticed the blond sitting in the alley bawling her eyes out!

So he walks over to her and says, "I would have thought you would be so happy for saving my friend's life?!"

So she looks up at him just crying her eyes out even worse and says, "I could have saved my dad!"

What’s worse than giving women rights?

Having them. In the first place.

A girl comes up to her dad and says, "Can I borrow the car tonight? I want to go to this party." Dad says, "If you give a head job..." The girl says, "You're my dad! How can you say that?" Dad says, "If you want the car..." The girl thinks, "Okay." She starts. Dad says, "That tastes like sh*t." Dad: "Yeah, your brother wanted the car this morning."

Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?

Gina: Because they hit me on the butt!

Bully: Yes, that must be cute!

Gina: Hmmm...

Gina: Do you want???

Bully: 😍😍😍... sexy ass!

Bully 🖐🏻🍑

Gina😊

I have a son. Her name is Zara.

I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.

In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.

Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.

Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.

Women say men are trash.

Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...

When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.

What is the similarity between women and freezers?

We like to put our meat in them.

I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.

Women are like marshmallows because they're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

Hippity hoppity, women are property!

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.