Gender jokes
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?
You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
Seriously, who wants dicks?
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.