Gender jokes

Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.

Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.

What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?

Accountability.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?

Snowballs.

What do you call a genderless child?

It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.

There used to be Wonder Woman.

Now we wonder, what is a woman?

Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?

A: At least one does something when it is triggered.

What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?

What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.

How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?

Meatballs.

Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men. That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.

Women have eggs and milk in them...

And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.

I love pussy.

Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.

I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...

When I was born the doctors said, "it's a boy!" Then when they went to cut the umbilical cord, they cut the wrong thing. Then they said, "Oh, it's a girl."

What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?

Accountability.

What’s the difference between football and rape?

Women don’t like football.

They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.

I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.

As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?

I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.

But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.