Gender jokes

"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."

I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.

So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."

What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.

A girl has small balls.

What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with the terrorist.

You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.

The female ones are called "bitch."

Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...

Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.

But then why do boys want to? Oh...

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.

Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?

What is the most useless part of a vagina?

The woman.

I have a girlfriend with a big dick.

Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*

Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?

Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.

Boys are like minis.

Girls are like big pots.

Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.

Hey mylady.

Hey bro.

Me mylady.

Me a bro.

If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.

Look down your shirt and spell attic.

Two guys were walking down the street, and one of the guys told his friend he could talk any blond in the world into giving him a blowjob, any blond!

So the guy bet him 20 bucks and pointed to this cute blond sitting on the side of the road and said, "Alright, let's see it!"

The other guy walks up to the cutie and says, "Hi, my name's Dave, and my doctor just told me that if I didn't get a blowjob from a blond within three hours, the disease I have will kill me in, oh, let's see now, 22 minutes!"

She looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said, "You mean I could save you from dying right now?" Then she says, "Pull it out!"

Ten minutes later, the two men were laughing and patting old Dave on the back when his friend noticed the blond sitting in the alley bawling her eyes out!

So he walks over to her and says, "I would have thought you would be so happy for saving my friend's life?!"

So she looks up at him just crying her eyes out even worse and says, "I could have saved my dad!"

What’s worse than giving women rights?

Having them. In the first place.