Gender jokes

Michael is gay and sucks cock.

Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?

Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.

Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.

A guy once went hunting at a Hunting Ranch owned by a Hunter and his Wife. After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in Rancher’s Living-room. There they were having a grand ole time until the Rancher’s wife walks in. The Hunter looks at her and says “that’s a nice piece of ass you got your self there.” The Rancher replied “(with a harsh southern accent from years of cigarette smoke) You’ve never been so right in your life, honey why don’t show our guest your tits.” She agrees and then shows the hunter her plump DD cup breast. After he gets a good gander he says “Nice.” Then Rancher shouted “show em yer peker now Hon.” She agreed and whipped out a 13inch Johny, and twirled it around like how an Elephant would move his. Now dazed and confused the Hunter yells out “What in Sam Hill is that!!” and the Rancher replied “Now....Lemme tell you..There ain’t a thing like it”.

"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."

I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.

So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."

What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.

A girl has small balls.

What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with the terrorist.

You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.

The female ones are called "bitch."

Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...

Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.

But then why do boys want to? Oh...

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.

Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?

What is the most useless part of a vagina?

The woman.

I have a girlfriend with a big dick.

Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*

Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?

Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.

Boys are like minis.

Girls are like big pots.

Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.

Hey mylady.

Hey bro.

Me mylady.

Me a bro.