Gender jokes
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”