Funny jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
So I was at the store and I saw a pretty woman, and I said, "Hi."
Quickly, she said, "I am not interested. I have a husband."
And when I saw the woman again, she said, "I need help."
I said, "No, call your husband!" KARMA. 😂😜
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
Who is Joe?
You reply back: Who is Candice?
They reply back: Who is Candice?
You say: "Candice nuts fit into Joe Mama's mouth."
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!