Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
Rape jokes aren't funny.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
"Balls" got me like: 😂
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
