Funny jokes
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
20 likes by just cheese.
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
Alya?
It's all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.
What do you call a girl skeleton dancing?
A bone-étit.
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
Teacher, there are 3 birds. 1 gets shot. How many are left?
Student, none. They flew off because the shot scared them off.
Teacher, actually 2, but I like the way you think.
5 minutes later
Student, there are 3 women eating ice cream. 1 is licking it, 1 is drinking it melted, and 1 is sucking it. Which one is married?
Teacher, the one sucking it?
Student, no, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.