Funny jokes
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Jokes are rather funny.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Fix the door, it's broken!
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
"Balls" got me like: 😂
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)