Funny jokes
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jokes got me like : š Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org āŗ face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
Memes
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! š
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
Tazzaro got me like: š
Orphans got me like: š
"Balls" got me like: š
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!