Funny jokes
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
"Balls" got me like: 😂
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!