Funny jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
Memes
Bro 😂😂😂
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
"Balls" got me like: 😂
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Orphans got me like: 😂
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.