Funny jokes
Orphans got me like: 😂
jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
"Balls" got me like: 😂
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!