I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.
Funny Jokes
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.
Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
