Funny jokes
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
I have a funny joke: my life.
This website is cruel and is NOT funny.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
How do you keep your friends from boring you with pictures of their children?
Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
He had no body to go with.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.