Funny jokes
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
Bro 😂😂😂
People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
I don't think jokes are very funny.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
Why are mountains so funny? Because they are so high!
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.