Funny jokes
It is not funny about kidnapping.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
Why are mountains so funny? Because they are so high!
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”