What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
Me: wanna play a game Sister: ya, what is it Me: tic tac toe Sister:? Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve Me: tic tac toe
Friend: UR LIT BRO!!
Me: Thats what my sleeve said to my arm
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess" I said 215kg, he didnt find it as funny
What did the titanic say as it was sinking I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge
a depressed kid wanted to give me a high five
i just left him hanging
why do orphans hate school no field trips parent signature_____________
Gow do you keep tour friends from boring you with pictures of their children?
Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"
Did you know that a lot of graves are put in churchyards? Yeah, they're pretty holey.
What do u call a gay drive by a fruit roll up
What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit.
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
Rock paper lesbians.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
What's the best about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
"Where exactly are you taking me doctor?" "To the morgue" "But I'm not dead yet!" "But we're not there yet"
whats a orphans favorite roblox game? adopt me
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
