Funny jokes
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
Whenever you're mad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here." His mom comes rushing in and says, "Little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!"
After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Okay, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in the kitchen."
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
Donkeys are cool.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c*** because Jill's real name is Randy.
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
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