What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man? Snowballs
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s? You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!
Like if you think rape jokes are funny
*sans*:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours? Girl: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day." Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
Spell icup it's funny
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
what was the orphans name jake🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
Hi guys
i see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
I asked my lab partner for sodium hypobromate, but he said Na Br O
What instrument can a skeleton never play?
An organ.
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He B*NED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
