Funny jokes

A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"

The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"

What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?

mummy

Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?

A: Because they were a racquet!

Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A. A gummy bear.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

He doesn't know where home is.

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?

Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.

Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?

Kids: Me!

Man: *unzips fly*

All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.

Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.

What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

Me: Want to hear a joke?

Friend: Sure.

Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.

Friend: What's funny about that?

Me: Because the next day they disowned me.

Y'all wanna hear a joke? My life.

A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.

I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.