Funny jokes
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
An announcement from your Most High Comrade
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂