Funny jokes
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
An announcement from your Most High Comrade
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...