Funny jokes

Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?

A: Because they were a racquet!

Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A. A gummy bear.

A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"

The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"

Popular guy in class: I am so funny.

Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.

Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.

-E-

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?

Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

He doesn't know where home is.

Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.

Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?

Kids: Me!

Man: *unzips fly*

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.

Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!

What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

Me: Want to hear a joke?

Friend: Sure.

Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.

Friend: What's funny about that?

Me: Because the next day they disowned me.