9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong
Did you hear about the dyslexic wanna-be bank robber? He walked in and yelled "HANDS UP, THIS IS A MOTHER STICKING F##K UP! The lucky idiot got away because nobody could stop laughing!
There were three boys on the top of a slide. The first one went down yelling “gold!” and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted “pillows!” and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted “weeeeeeeee!”
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I'm not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?
When you see a deer what do you say?
Oh Deer!
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words, "What are you doing with that rope and saw"
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
Balls
What do you call girl skeleton dancing... A bone et
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization. Al-gebra.
I feel sad. Because I went to a old man in a wheel chair while he was sitting next to a fire and I screamed hot wheels. 🤣
What can Michael Jackson eat In his coffin ⚰️? Nothing only brown bread what they call it 😂😂
Orphan: crying You: do you know where your parents are Orphan:no Your Friend: they don't have parents !!! You:😂 I know
When ariana grande walked into the chruch she said GOD IS A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...I bought a Dalek egg timer recently... After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!
How do you get a clown of your swing?
You shoot it.
A priest a pedo and a rappest walk into a bar and thats just the first guy
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
who is joe, you reply back who is candice, they reply back who is candice, you say candice nuts fit into joe mama's mouth
