Funny

Funny jokes

Family

Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?

A: Because they were a racquet!

Memes

School

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

Orphanage

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Arrest

My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.

Orphan

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

Coffin

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

Mum

Me: Want to hear a joke?

Friend: Sure.

Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.

Friend: What's funny about that?

Me: Because the next day they disowned me.

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  • Video

    I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

    It really gave me a hard time indeed.

    Cat

    READ THIS OUT LOUD:

    This is this cat.

    This is cat.

    This is how cat.

    This is to cat.

    This is keep cat.

    This is an cat.

    This is idiot cat.

    This is a busy cat.

    This is for cat.

    This is forty cat.

    this is seconds cat.

    NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.