Funny jokes
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
As a son, I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him and she doesn’t want to be with him anymore, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny.
Then I told my friend’s girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out and wanted to confront me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happened. Then my mom said the same thing happened to me. I came home one day, I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job. I asked what’s going on. My friend told me, "Your mom is my new girlfriend," and my mom said, "This is the penis of my dreams."
look at me and your mom
She blew on it, and it went hard.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
Balls.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
Cooper is funny.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
This website is cruel and is NOT funny.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”