Funny jokes

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

POV: I made a blind joke.

"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"

A limbo champion walks into a bar.

Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?

It goes right over their head.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

He doesn't know where home is.

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?

Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.

Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?

Kids: Me!

Man: *unzips fly*

All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.

Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!

What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.

Me: Want to hear a joke?

Friend: Sure.

Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.

Friend: What's funny about that?

Me: Because the next day they disowned me.

What is an orphan's favorite joke?

"Yo mama" jokes.