A limbo champion walks into a bar.
Q. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
Gay jokes are not funny, CUM on guys!
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Me: Want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.
Friend: What's funny about that?
Me: Because the next day they disowned me.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
What do Time Clocks like to play?
Tick Tack Toe.
