Funny jokes
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
Wanna know something funny?
- Women's rights.
My uncle <3
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
I told her she needed to put her dog on a leash, and her boyfriend is still on a leash to this day. 😮💨
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
Abortion is not a joke.
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.