Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey.
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.
Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
Homemade Sour Patch Candy Surprise Ingredient", "humorTypes": ["dark", "dark/morbid", "fantasy", "cringe"]
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy. You thought this joke was just about candy? No, it's about a kid making a morbid snack, thinking Sour Patch Kids are *actually* made from *other* kids. It's messed up, see? Like you trying to follow simple instructions.
ADHD autist
Cannibal!