I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
if your depressed and you crying like this joke
Teacher: where's you homework? Student: at home... Teacher: what's it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
How do you get 500 babies in a phonebooth? A blender How do you get them out? A straw
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!
Why did the silly girl 👧 put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
Don't be scared of skeletons
They don't have the guts for murder
A homeless man sits in front of a home Depot, a man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks "Why are you in front of the home Depot?" And the man says "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
Joke: What do you call selfie that is taken by a orphan?
Answer: A family photo
what do you call a group of emos... the suicide squad
THE BEST! joke in the world is me
Dont say that your not a joke JOKES HAVE MEANINGS
When ariana grande broke up with pete she said she has on less problem with out you.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens? A chicken tender
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
Why was the clown sad
He broke his funny bone. Ps: funny bone is not actually a bone
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry
Why do mermaids wear seashells? They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
