Funny jokes
You are in the airway, how funny!
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
Funny things or weird things to say to someone.
Hey... have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone.
It's hard to find friends that [are] 91% funny, 100% nice, and 1000000% good-looking. Funny!
Weird names to call a girl: Sweetums.
Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins.
Lumpy.
Nilly.
Ninty Minty.
and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross that's why I am not getting a bf!
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Tazzaro got me like: 😂
Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
Why does the Avon lady walk funny?
Because her lipstick!
When you still there?
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.