Funny jokes

After 6 months of lockdown,

I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.

Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?

It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.

Neona: Gwen?

Gwen: Yes... what can I do for you?

Neona: You were so right! Mr. Smith has sexual problems and is a fool! I am so sorry that you were not a liar! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!

Gwen: You should have listened. Plus I'm over it!

Neona: Are you mad at me?

Gwen: Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen.

What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?

An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!

My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"

I don't give two shits about how evil these are. They're funny.

Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.

Hahah, funny joke!

What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!

What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!

What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!

Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.

Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.

Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.

What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.

Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.

Dear prince,

Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!

P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.

Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.

Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.

Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!

Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?

How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.