A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months. At the funeral, a man see the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man look at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."
A cat gets its tail run over, and it’s mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death? No funeral costs
They asked me to speak at this funeral, and I said “Of corpse”!
Corpses aren’t funny- they’re dead serious
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral. This friend asks his wife "Can I say a word?" "Of course" she says. The man stands up and says "Plethora" The man's wife says "Thanks, it means a lot"
Why cant orphans have a funeral? Because their parents wont be there
What's black and white and red all over? A massacre at a funeral.
At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next
What song do you play out of emo kids funeral Van Halen’s jump
When you at a funeral and you laugh at the body...everyone stares and one person said isn ́t that your mom......?
When you say to your friend I've got your back then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
Today I filmed a unboxing video at my friends funeral His parents weren’t to happy
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin ⚰️ and whispered. "Whose late now ?"
what con you say both at a funeral and during sex???
this whould be much better if you where alive
Knock Knock “who’s there” not your dad
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About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him bitches always come and go. He’ll looked to me kinda mad kinda confused and said that’s my mom dude
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victims Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..." Me: "Honestly...Probably his ass."
My girlfriend passed away recently.
at the funeral everyone was shocked about it
Still even when dead she is the best shag I've ever known
