At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.
Funeral Bouquet Toss
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Explanation
This is a dark, morbid joke that plays on the idea of a bouquet toss at a wedding. Instead of tossing it to see who's getting married next, it's tossed at a funeral to see who's dying next. This creates an unexpected twist and humor from the grim subject of death.