a favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather , that is until my mom took the urn away from me
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s jump at his funeral
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
You're the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
What's black and white and red all over? A massacre at a funeral.
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex.
She was too young.
When you at a funeral and you laugh at the body...everyone stares and one person said isn ́t that your mom......?
When you say to your friend I've got your back then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
what do you call it when a person dies in panera bread
panera dead
When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
I hate double standards if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing a good job if you burn a body t home you're destroying evidence.
A man dies, and his friend is invited to his funeral. This friend asks his wife "Can I say a word?" "Of course" she says. The man stands up and says "Plethora" The man's wife says "Thanks, it means a lot"
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
I got an xbox achievement the other day. It said trash master, and everyone looked at me at the funeral
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawkins coffin
/Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?" "To the morgue." "What? But I’m not dead yet!" "And we’re not there yet."
What happened after technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
my grandma told me i was next at my brothers wedding so i told her she was next at her husband's funeral
