My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
I was making sandcastles with my Nan then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
a favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather , that is until my mom took the urn away from me
After I am dead during my funeral service I want some one to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club " Church of the Poison Mind"
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s jump at his funeral
what do you call it when a person dies in panera bread
panera dead
You're the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
What happened after technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
What the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish funeral, one less drunk.
I hate double standards if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing a good job if you burn a body t home you're destroying evidence.
When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
My Relatives Always Teased Me During Weddings saying " You'll Be Next " But they Stopped when I did the same to them during Funerals
“I’m sorry” and “I apologise” mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?
I got an xbox achievement the other day. It said trash master, and everyone looked at me at the funeral
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawkins coffin
/Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?" "To the morgue." "What? But I’m not dead yet!" "And we’re not there yet."
