Funeral

Funeral Jokes

My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.

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A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.

My relatives always teased me during weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"

But they stopped when I did the same to them during funerals.