Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so i cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand im glad to help
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there
what con you say both at a funeral and during sex???
this whould be much better if you where alive
Saying I’m sorry and I apologise are basically the same thing... except at a funeral
Grandpa's last words,why do you have a chain saw
They asked me to speak at this funeral, and I said “Of corpse”!
When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
My grief counselor died, he was so good, I didn't even care.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victims Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..." Me: "Honestly...Probably his ass."
My friend was pissed of with me. I was sniffing his sisters knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward
Today I filmed a unboxing video at my friends funeral His parents weren’t to happy
At every funeral it's a try-not-to-say-big-mood-challenge for me
A cat gets its tail run over, and it’s mother assured him it’ll be okay. “You just have to stay PAW-sitive!”
The mother was later killed in her sleep because her son hates puns. At the funeral, one of her daughters said, “You have CAT to be KITTEN me right MEOW!”
Guess who dies next.
before i die ima ask to be cremated. then ima eat a buncha popcorn kernels. then ill die, and get cremated. BOOM! im popcorn.
Why Didnt The Skeleton Go To Prom?
He Was Dead. You Fool. You Fell For My Trick. Im Very Heartless-
Oh Wait
YOU FOOL-
someone dies
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral? She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to funeral.