You cant spell Funeral without fun.
i told a joke at a funeral but no one laughed, one mf was ded tho💀
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so i cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand im glad to help
My father who flew the plane couldn't have a funeral,he went everywhere
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed , but someone died
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sisters knickers the other day, it wouldn’t of been so bad but she’s was wearing them at the time, it made the rest of the funeral so awkward
I went to the orphanage and shot everyone in there. It's not like anyone will attend their funeral.
Little Johnny’s father walks into the bathroom and catches him masturbating. He says, “Son, every time you do that you kill an innocent baby.” The next day his father walks into the bathroom and catches him again. Johnny says, “Bow your head, Dad. Can’t you see we’re having a funeral?”
I killed a Homeless dude now he's at funeral HOME 😭💔
I killed a Homeless dude now she's at funeral HOME😭💔
Say this when you answer a spam call... Hi welcome to bobs taco shack and funeral home. Wear yesterdays grief is todays beef.
Everyone at the queens funeral: me and the boys getting her reboot card
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his Grandmothers nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still waring them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate...
A French, a German and an Italian make a race to who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, which after a quarter of an hour comes out. Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally the Italian enters who comes out after five hours. The French: "But how did you do it?" The Italian: "I killed one." The German: "So what?" The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
Any 8 year old: sus! Me: Jake were at a funeral-
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021 they wore black at their funeral🤣
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)