You were sad because your grandmother died. The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021 they wore black at their funeral🤣
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
What happened when the man died: yes
How do you bury a prostitute? In a Y shape coffin.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
I have double standards, burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
like this if you have ever had a family member die
You cant spell Funeral without fun.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can
Do you ever consider during the cremation, that the meat is well done?
Knock Knock “who’s there” not your dad
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed Damn, that really stiff
why do cemeterys have fences bc people are dying to be there
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral”? No? Shame, it was real fun
Did you hear about the young man who brought floral arrangements in the shape of a life jacket on his friend’s funeral who drowned last week? Everyone was furious but he explained, “It’s what he would have wanted.”
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?” Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
Attended my bosses funeral to pay my respect, on my way out I leant over his casket and whispered lightly.....'Well look whos thinking Outside the box now'.....
Putting wifi in the morgue to enable live streaming
