Funeral jokes
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
My dad told me a story today. His mom, my grandma, said if a bird gets in your house, someone will die.
That day, a hummingbird got in his UPS truck, and that’s the day he found out that my grandma had cancer. 😭😭😭😭😭 6 weeks later, she died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I put the fun in funeral.
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
When I die, I want to be shot out of a cannon.
And into a children's birthday party.
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"