Back jokes
Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
Q: What do hookers and kittens have in common?
A: They both get dumped on deserted back roads.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
A pair of Newfoundlanders, watching TV, saw endless big-budget advertisements for mass-produced American beer.
One Newfie turns to the other and says, "They say that stuff is the biggest seller in the States, but I don't see what the big deal is." So they buy a bottle, pour it into a plain jar and decide to get an expert opinion.
They send a sample to a lab in St. John's to have it analyzed.
A day later, the lab results come back: "Your horse has diabetes."
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
A pair of Newfies decide to visit Toronto. They drive through Nova Scotia, through New Brunswick, through Montréal, Kingston, Oshawa... then they see a sign that says "Toronto Left", so they turn back around and go home.