They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family
When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.
But when you do, people scream and run away.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks
What does a crippled person's legs and the twin towers have in common, they both went down and never came back up
Hey guys I’m back just wondering if any one is still on this that wants me to make more
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
Your hairline so far back that five hour energy became five day depression
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
what do ambulances and gay men have in common? they both take it in the back and go whoop whoop :D
you know what me and my spine both have in common we are both not straight
your hair line is so back it looks like will smith slapped it
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn’t read that number and you didn’t notice that a put a letter in it, no i didn’t but you went back and looked didn’t you.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back
