Fucking Jokes

What’s the best part about fucking a emo chick... she limited edition

How do you fuck a cow? Find the nearest karen

Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20 . Jill come down with $40 Fucking Whore !!!!

My fucking life cya

Gow do you keep tour friends from boring you with pictures of their children?

Every time they show you a new one, you say, "Oh FUCK yeah!"

True Story of Little Red Riding Hood The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looled at her pussy and said "Now I will fuck you! " Red pulled-out a shotgun from umder her coat and said "Oh no you"re not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"

I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys

3 men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live, only if they could achieve one thing. They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each. The first person returned with apples, the leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1....2 he screamed. The next person came back with grapes, 1,2,3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing, he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well, "well i saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples"

I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people

But quite Anne frankly I'd be lying

Roses are red, Voilets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo

Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.

What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds? That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr

SERIOUSLY WHO WANTS FUCKING ANNOYING ORANGE AS PRESIDENT

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

Are you a race car? Cuz I’m tryna fuck

went to my friend's house fucked his sister

i hade a fun fenaral / birthday

Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off”. In the end I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.