The Creation of Puberty

God: Ok, so I created adults. And I created how they are supposed to look from being born to preteen.

Satan: (slides in) I’ll take over for you, pops.

God: I dunno... this is very delicate work. Just one wrong thing can ruin the system.

Satan: Don’t worry your beard off! (Pats his back) I’ll just do the ages from 12 to 18!

God: Hmm... I’m still not- (Gets a call on his phone) Shoot, I got to take this. (Answers call) Don’t touch anything, Lucifer! (Walks away)

Satan:.......(just touches lightly, and alarms start blaring. He squeaks and runs away)

God: (rushes in) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?!

God: (tries fixing problems. Only gets alarms off) Fuck me........

God:....(sighs) Fine, it’ll stay. We’ll just call it....puberty.

Explanation

Experiment

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. So, God made adults and kids, right? Satan, being the screw-up he is, messes with the system while God's on the phone. Because of that blunder, puberty was created. You know, that time when your body goes bonkers and you start sprouting hairs in weird places? Yeah, that's Satan's fault. And by the way, you should probably lay off the sugary drinks. Your brain will thank me later.

Comments (1)

Lucifer

2 years ago

Hey, you forgot to say that he God shoved me away, making my hand slip. It's not my fault