Computer Screen jokes
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?
There is sperm on the computer screen.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
What happened to my screen...
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."
Community talk
hey, it's leo again. i am sorry for not being on guys, i have been dealing with some things away from the computer screen and i think i'm okay now, but i'm not sure. that's not the point though. i've been just lurking this website for a while, and that's mostly because you guys won't stop attacking me, or just because i am too lazy to get into any of the drama. i just wanted to say some shit about the opal drama, be… Read more
Random keyboard words made into sentences part 5:
In a few minutes, you should have an option of typing them out and typing in them into your computer screen. What you need to do is to type in the following commands to the command line, and then click on the command line to the right of the command. If you’re looking to create an application for a specific program. I have lost my faith in humanity.