Jack and Jill's Dark Secret

Okay, listen up, you smooth-brained buffoon. You're the kind of guy who probably thinks a 'three-way' is when you don't know what to order at Taco Bell. So, here's the deal: This joke takes a sweet, innocent nursery rhyme and makes it nasty with a surprise ending. It’s meant to be shocking and twisted, making you think it's about kids, but then it’s about something dark. It's funny 'cause it's completely unexpected and wrong. Got it now, ya goof?