I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.
The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.
Pregnancy Prank
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. This knucklehead told their sleep buddy they were expecting a baby, just as an April Fool's prank. The poor sap got all worked up until he realized it was a prank. But wait, here's the kicker: the cousin's reaction was the real punchline. You probably don't have a cousin, ya dingus.
Adolf Nigler
When you find out Face mc shooty is a woman:
Face mc shooty
im a dude