"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again... Me: Ugh, can we not do this today? Period: I can come back in 9 months? Me: Keep fucking singing.
nok nok fuck you
WHAT DO DINO NUGGIES AND THE BROWN M&M HAVE IN COMMON I WANT TO FUCK THEM BOTH
fuck nugget
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata fuck up
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
