Fucking jokes
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.
Wait a damn minute
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
When the emo kid went to high five the tree, the tree left him hanging.
FUCK EMO KIDS!
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
"Fuck me, Jarry."
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Fuck Roblox!
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.