Swearing Farm Animals

What did the swearing hen say?

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)

What did the cussing rooster say?

"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This here joke is all about how we expect chickens to "cluck," but this sassy hen is droppin' f-bombs instead. And the rooster? He's just too pooped to properly cock-a-doodle-doo. Get it? Cause he's old? Maybe you would if you weren't so young, ya whippersnapper!

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