Swearing Farm Animals

  • What did the swearing hen say?

    "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)

    What did the cussing rooster say?

    "Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This here joke is all about how we expect chickens to "cluck," but this sassy hen is droppin' f-bombs instead. And the rooster? He's just too pooped to properly cock-a-doodle-doo. Get it? Cause he's old? Maybe you would if you weren't so young, ya whippersnapper!

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  • Zealous Spaniel

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