Fucking jokes
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!
I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
One time I fucked this chick so hard, she almost came back to life.
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.
"Fuck me, Jarry."
Having sex while camping is fucking in-tents.
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"