Fucking jokes
Me: "What are you doing??"
Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?"
Me: "I don't know."
Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*"
Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"
Don't bully kids.
Uder the sheets.
Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.
Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
Why does Adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed?
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! š
Memes
Wade must be the fucking healthiest one here
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Bick: Jesus isn't real.
Ron: Yes, He is.
Bick: Prove it, bitch.
Ron: Cussing is a sin. Open the curtains.
Bick: Wh-?
Ron: JUST DO IT, DAMMIT!
The sunlight shone through the window, landing on Ron and Bick. Both of them died and went to hell.
Ron: Fuck you, Jesus.
Bick: Told you Jesus was real.
Satan: Get to work, slaves.
Moral of the story: Stay off the marijuana.
A little boy went to church. The priest said, "Get in the following positions: stand, then kneel, then bow." The little boy replies, "Can you hurry up and f**k me already?"
Me: I been up all night, no sleep--
The lie detector I didnāt know I had: Lie.
Me: stfu! Iām just singing!
Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost donāt even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY ITāS A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDNāT SLEEP?!
Lie detector: Itās 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when itās 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
Why is Hugh's mum so fucking fat?
Because she ate the 34 other kids she had but now only has 6,789.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts š
Fuck Roblox!
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!