I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK
There's nothing stronger than love except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
i aint fucking with you theres 1 million things id rather fucking do
Being broke is a Disease stay the fuck away for me.
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata fuck up
What do you call a club that owls go to? Hooters
this ole boy thats locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her and she said well fuck you i dont need you no more anyway I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me and he said well honey thats the least of my worries I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin to fuck me
After having a win at bingo Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea..... During the meal her daughter asked her mum what it was to which she replied with a little smile...'Its what I call your father'... Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin 'Oh My God Dont eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!
Captain of the Titanic: ‘where’s all that fucking water coming from?’.