Fucking jokes
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
"Fucking cracker and you smell like fish!"
I fucked your mum!
Little Johnny was walking on the street alone one day and saw a robber. Little Johnny says to him "Give the mother fucking broken ass piece of shit back!"
To which the robber says "FUCK YOU! I don't wanna."
Little Johnny calls the police and says "A robber is stealing a broken ass piece of shit purse."
The police said "How old are you?"
Little Johnny then hangs up the phone.
What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.