Fucking jokes
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
Memes
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Fuck nugget!
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
Knock knock.
Fuck you!