Fucking jokes

Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.

Dad fucked Mom.

Mom fucked son.

Son fucked sister.

Sister fucked dog.

Dog fucked cat.

Cat fucked bird.

Bird fucked fish.

Fish fucked Dad.

Dad really liked it!

Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?

How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?

God fucked her.

When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Period: Guess who’s back... back again...

Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?

Period: I can come back in 9 months?

Me: Keep fucking singing.

Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!

Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.

Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!

What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.

I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.

"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."

I FUCKING FAILED THE FUCKING CHALLENGE. FUCK FUCK FUCK. FUCKKKKK

What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?

I want to fuck them both.

Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.

Knock knock.

Fuck you!

"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"

There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.

Fuck nugget!