Fucking jokes
I fucked your mum!
Little Johnny was walking on the street alone one day and saw a robber. Little Johnny says to him "Give the mother fucking broken ass piece of shit back!"
To which the robber says "FUCK YOU! I don't wanna."
Little Johnny calls the police and says "A robber is stealing a broken ass piece of shit purse."
The police said "How old are you?"
Little Johnny then hangs up the phone.
What did one Justin say to the other Justin?
- Fuck you.
Rapist: "Get into the fucking van!"
Kid: "mi gniog ot tell ym momy"
Rapist: "Fine" (Grabs a white kid instead)
STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES!
I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING." I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY." I looked at my penis. I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
How did Mary get pregnant with baby Jesus?
God fucked her.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Fuck, my dad has cancer, lol.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.