Sassy Lie Detector

Me: I been up all night, no sleep--

The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.

Me: stfu! I’m just singing!

Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!

Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!

Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......

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Okay, so this person thinks they haven't slept all night. But the lie detector, which is a sassy piece of tech, calls them out. Turns out, they listen to music all the time and barely sleep anyway. Then the lie detector gets all specific about their messed-up sleep schedule. Basically, the author is a sleep-deprived mess who needs a nap. Sad!

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