The 30+ Best Sheet Jokes

What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?

Oh sheet!

Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.

Roses are red your penis is blue the bed sheet has turned a different color too.

Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets😂👀

There once was a brother and a sister so one night it's storming really bad and the sister goes into the brothers room and asks " can I stay with you tonight because I'm scared" the brother replies with " yea sure but just don't tell Mom" so the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boys penis and asks "what's that?" And the boy replies with "that's my pet snake" and the girl asks "can I pet it?" And the boy says "sure just don't tell Mom" and the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks "what happened" and the girl said "I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit it's head off"

One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word bank in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word Bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”

One day little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parent's bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing he said playing cards, Little Johnny said who is your partner? dad said his mom on his way up he passed by his sisters room and noticed sheets Bouncing around and asked what she’s doing she said playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul. Next day dad came to ask Johnny a questions The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing he said playing cards. His dad asked him who is his partner was little johnny said you don’t need a partner if you have a good hand

What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?🍪

Ooh,snicker doodles.

you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean

what did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Oh Sheet!

We aren't ghost, but I'll take you under the sheets

What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper

"Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable."

What is doing a woman with an empty sheet?

Reading her rights!

Why did the rapper go to school?

To improve his RAP SHEET

Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.

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