What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
Sign in sheet!
"Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable."
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper
What is doing a woman with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his RAP SHEET
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets😂👀
What do you call womens Rights: A blank sheet of paper.
Roses are red your penis is blue the bed sheet has turned a different color too.
There once was a brother and a sister so one night it's storming really bad and the sister goes into the brothers room and asks " can I stay with you tonight because I'm scared" the brother replies with " yea sure but just don't tell Mom" so the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boys penis and asks "what's that?" And the boy replies with "that's my pet snake" and the girl asks "can I pet it?" And the boy says "sure just don't tell Mom" and the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks "what happened" and the girl said "I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit it's head off"
Why Did prices Dyana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a sheet belt.
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?🍪
Ooh,snicker doodles.
you went to the bed store asking for a water bed they put a pillow and sheets on the ocean
what did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh Sheet!
One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word bank in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word Bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
We got a. Number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend’s gone down, I revived him now we’re heading southbound! Now we’re in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!
Hi my name is unknown guy! Please join my group for the picture I show you, we will do this every week! Thanks leave a comment or sign in using the sign in sheet that I have in google forms or own the website. Hint: Pictures of woman. btw for men only!
