Inappropriate Church Request

A little boy went to church. The priest said, "Get in the following positions: stand, then kneel, then bow." The little boy replies, "Can you hurry up and f**k me already?"

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you dummy. The joke is funny because the kid thinks the priest's instructions are leading up to something really inappropriate. It's like he's saying, "Just get on with it!" You're probably laughing because you have the sense of humor of a rock, but hey, at least you're laughing. Everyone knows that you have only half a brain for sure.

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Tarqa hun, watch ya language, cos I'm a very religious Christian. Just cos u ain't a christian don't mean u should start speaking SHIT about church! Now BITCH why don't you just go home to ur momma and FUCK OFF from this website! B*TCH BYE!

Why are you reading priest jokes then dumbass