Fucking jokes
Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?
A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
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How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it.
Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?
Really?
Well, the one I fucked did.
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.
He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.
The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."
Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.
Bick: Jesus isn't real.
Ron: Yes, He is.
Bick: Prove it, bitch.
Ron: Cussing is a sin. Open the curtains.
Bick: Wh-?
Ron: JUST DO IT, DAMMIT!
The sunlight shone through the window, landing on Ron and Bick. Both of them died and went to hell.
Ron: Fuck you, Jesus.
Bick: Told you Jesus was real.
Satan: Get to work, slaves.
Moral of the story: Stay off the marijuana.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!