Fucking jokes
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
I fucked your girl.
"Well," he says, "It's what mommy calls me sometimes."
The little girl screams, "Don't eat it! It's a fucking asshole."
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
Memes
I don’t drink, don’t swear, don’t smoke, shit, I left my cigarettes at the fucking bar! (Andrew Dice Clay.)
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
F*ck in' the poo.
Fucking Fruit!
Shut the f*** up, I am an orphan!
Fuck jk.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
Guys, do not follow Tom, he is super inappropriate. I did a 48-hour face reveal and this is what he said:
Tom 13 minutes ago Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ur so cute I wanna fuck your pussy so hard you look amazing I luv ur face come have sex with me mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm