Covid19 jokes

Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."

Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...

Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...

Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!

What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.

Question: How was Covid-19 born?

Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂

Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.

I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.

I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.

Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?

For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.