Covid19 jokes
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 馃槀
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 馃槫!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
Like if you are scared of Covid-19.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...