Covid19 jokes

Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."

Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...

Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...

Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!

What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.

Question: How was Covid-19 born?

Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂

Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.

I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.

I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.

Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.

Son (in a happy tone): I know.

Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?

Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.

How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.