I've patched 1,000 roofs, and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher. I've built 100,000 swords and shields, and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith, but you fuck one goat!
Boris and the Goat
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Alright listen up, because this joke is a real thinker. So, Boris here has done a bunch of hard work, right? Like patching roofs and making weapons, but nobody remembers him for that. Nope, they only remember the ONE time he, uh, "got friendly" with a goat. It's funny because it's messed up that one little thing can overshadow all the good stuff you do. You probably smell like a goat too, so watch out! Haha!