Knock Knock! Who's their? It's Dave! Dave Who? *Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 6. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 8. You skipped number 5. 9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 10. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
When you realize you have depression and depression realize how stupid you were
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize when I did it hit me like a plane
Sometimes i wish my gf was here that way we could have some fun in my bed, the I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
That awkward moment when your checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there’s somebody inside
I go into get a prostate exam, I'm nervous but the doctor says its all natural and needs to be done.
So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside , feeling for abnormalities.
That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
I was excited my teacher asked my for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.
You find some dust on the ground. Your friends dare you to snort it... Then you realize your in a crematorium.
Whats in a mans mouth when he realizes he's gay
A dick
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
That time when you realise that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
A Horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
I was making fun of an orphan ,then i realized he tracked me down . I made a bad decision he was batman!
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till i realized it is a family buisness
it took me 9.11 seconds to realize
