Fucking jokes
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
Memes
Wait a damn minute
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.