Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
No one:
Nothing:
Not a single f***ing soul:
Spanish Empire: DING DONG YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Get a fucking life, you horny bastards!
(Credit to Meme Machine)
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
I would rather be drugged and robbed by Cardi B than listen to her f***ing music.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
