Fucking

Fucking jokes

Body

    • If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.

    Milf

    • I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.

    My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."

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    • Nun

    • Man: How tall is a penguin?

    Bartender: About three foot, why?

    Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!

    Poor car.

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    • Fucking memes

    Cunt

    • Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"

    "Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"

    "I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx

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    • Gun

    • The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.

    He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.

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    • West

    • These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!

    Humpty Dumpty

    • Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."

    Will Smith

    • If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."