If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
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Explain Bear
Okay, so like, the dude is holding two cricket balls. The punchline is a play on words. Instead of "a cricket ball in each hand," it sounds like "a really fucking huge cricket", which is a bug. You know, because you're dumb. I bet you eat boogers, don't you?